vonnegutcunt:

your fresh piercings love lake water they need it to grow and thrive

homeboygirl:

02void:

their names are cpu and graphics card and hard drive and usb port

damazcuz:

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

omegaverse:

omegaverse:

omegaverse:

omegaverse:

would die for a fresh hot corn on the cob rn

i forgot where i was. cock on the cob i guess

corn on the cock. i hate it here

im gonna fucking corn on the kill myself

borkwolfs-reblog-page:

memeclassheroes:

softersynths:

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oneheadtoanother:

thefirstanomally:

were–ralph:

flizaa:

were–ralph:

once-a-polecat:

neuronary:

‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.

Originally posted by edg3ydaddies

What does this gif have to do with werewolves?

if you have to ask you’re not ready

can you explain? i don’t get it

This is like someone just informed the newcomers about the devils sacrament taking place every full moon and the devil itself popped up asking “what sacrament?” with a cheshire grin.

pantestudines:

The Eagle Scout, a type of warrior-priest class in American Civil Religion, was expected to defend the empire to their last breath with their credit-card knives and patterned zippos.

centralkvetchmonolith:

youngluckybastard:

Most modern monitors are pretty spendy, but if you’re okay with low resolution and high weight this one is a stele!

lakevida:

lakevida:

i fell in the ohio river once and that’s why i still haven’t had covid

girls i think my ankle just lost its sense of smell i’m scared

lickmydecalsoffbaby:

D. S. Stylus would be a beautiful name for a poet

huffylemon: